British

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[] You know what a brolly is.
[] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[] Its football...not soccer.

Total: 1

Australian

[] You wear flip flops all year.
[] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.
[] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2

Italian

[] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what a Italian horn is.
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[] You talk with your hands.

Total: 1

Spanish

[] You say member instead of remember.
[] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2

Russian

[] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 3

Irish

[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patrick's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.

Total: 9

African American

[] You say nigga/nukka casually
[] You have nappy hair.
[] You like rap.
[] You know how to shoot a gun
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.

Total: 1

Asian

[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[] You like rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total: 3

German

[] You like bread.
[] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2

Total: 2

Canadian

[] You like/play/played hockey.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch/watched degrassi.

Total: 2

America

[] You hate foriegners.
[] You hate non - Christians.
[] You're lazy.
[] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[] But love the death penalty.
[] You don't read.
[] You shop at Walmart.
[] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 1

British = 1
Australian = 2
Italian = 1
Spanish = 2
Russian = 3
Irish = 9
African American = 1
Asian = 3
German = 2
Canadian = 2
American = 1

yeah i am irish how did it know?